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  • 0108.05.2013
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    The Mayor

    The Mayor

    I wanted to write a political story for my book Assorted Poems and Purple Prose. My short story, The Mayor, is a piece of political satire. I see it as a cautionary tale about the extreme partisanship that exists in my country. Ho...
  • 0227.02.2013
    Wednesday
    03
    Up Close and Personal

    Up Close and Personal

    On the lighter side of darkness, maybe … Wilkes-Barre author Brandon Halsey is witty, intelligent and unique. A conversation with him is thought-provoking because you never know if he’s answering sincerely or just having fun with ...
  • 0319.02.2013
    Tuesday
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    Making Writing Sexy Again

    Making Writing Sexy Again

    Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of advertising in The Weekender. Since October I’ve been running at least one full-page ad a month. Usually, my ads were simple, just the book cover and some text. I decided to base my latest ad on th...
  • 0415.10.2011
    Saturday
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    Bookstores and Censorship

    Bookstores and Censorship

    It’s been over a year since I finished the final draft of Assorted Poems and Purple Prose. However, finishing a book isn’t the most difficult part of being a self-published author – selling the book is. When I decided to self-publ...
  • 0505.02.2011
    Saturday
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    Shine On You Crazy Diamond

    Shine On You Crazy Diamond

    If anyone is unaware of my recent accomplishment this might be a good time to fill you in. The Diamond City, a highly respected periodical, has bestowed on me the title of Local Author of the Year. Quite an accomplishment, I know....

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Strawberry
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Strawberry

“Strawberry” is a slang term for a prostitute who exchanges sex for crack cocaine. Explore her day in this gut-wretching poem.

Saturday Night
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Saturday Night

A poem about two junkies rapidly falling out of love.

One Night Stand
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One Night Stand

A poem about an unfortunate One Night Stand.

The Mayor
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The Mayor

The Mayor of a small town, drunk on absolute power, decides to torture women for his own sexual gratification.

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